I wouldn't be surprised if South Park actually used this, or something similar. You did a great job. NOTICE ME, SENPAI

Hehehhehehehe. Look at those boobs. hehehehhehe

Controls could use refinement. In it's current state, the game kinda handles like Fall Guys. The graphics are pretty nice

Title reminds me of this one game I like called Clam Digger. Tyrone calls you up, you know, in the game, and he says, "I can dig more clams than you, stupid!" And you've got to say, "Nuh-uh, boy!" And then y'all gotta race down to the beach with your buckets and your shovels. And the object of the game is to find parking.

Milton's last day at Initech, minutes before he set the building on fire. Lumbergh really should have given him that stapler

Legit jumpscare when the teeth showed up, those were hilarious

Upgrades say "attack delay -(number)" but the Blob's stats show it as "AttackSpeed: (number)" so when I choose the upgrade to "decrease my attack delay" it's shown as my "attack speed" decreasing, which is slightly confusing.

Otherwise, very fun.